Either fill out the slides as we go along in class or fill them in after using the solutions to this assignment.

Make sure you are taking hand written notes while watching the video. Anything in the video should also be in your notebook.

Make sure you are taking notes on what is in the video. You should have everything I have written down written down and also have all the solved problems in your notebook.

Attach the pictures of your work to this assignment. I am including a students work from the last test so you can see what I expect on this assignment. Please do your work with PENCIL/PEN and PAPER. It is too difficult to read responses off of a white board. For questions that are asking you if a graph or table is proportional, you MUST write your answer and WHY.

Fill out your group's slides with the following: The definition of the vocab word, a problem involving that word and your names.

Fill out the slides as you follow along in class. Each slide is worth 2 points.

This assignment is not graded for accuracy. You will get 100% if you just turn it in. If you do not know the answer to a problem just give it your best guess.

Attach your test pictures to this assignment. I have attached an example to show you what your pictures should look like. If you do not complete this assignment, you will get a 0 on the test.

Complete the assignment by deleting the pictures of the graphs that do not match the original inequality. Note: if none of the pictures match the inequality, then delete all pictures.

In this order:
1. Watch the Video
2. Take Notes
3. Answer Questions

You must complete a full "set" of slides to receive a grade. Any incomplete work will be returned.

This is for a grade, fill out your slides as you follow along in class.

You only have to do one "set" of slides. Slide 2 on the presentation has the instructions. Good Luck!!!

Our first HW of the semester! As always, starting this semester, if you do not want to do the video notes at home come to tutorial today (1/15/2020) where I will be going over them in person.

I bought a package of trail mix and it only had cashews, almonds, and pistachios.
That's just nuts!

What do you call a pig that does karate. A pork chop
-Nathan Nguyen

Why did the gym close down? Because it just never worked out
-Timmy Caldon

What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A Dino-snore!
-Sadie Myers

Yesterday I swallowed some food dye but I wasn't feeling all that great after. I went to the doctor and the doctor said I was fine, but I think I dyed a little that day.
-Avery Slayton

Monday's Work

Attach the picture of your test corrections to this assignment. They should be very similar if not identical to the example I am providing. If you are stuck on a problem and don't know how to solve it then I would be happy to work on it with you, but this will have to happen individually outside of class. I know this might confuse some people, so if you have any questions please reach out. Time to grind and end the semester Mustang Strong!

What do you call an aligator with a vest? Answer : An investigator.
-Shaira Castillo-Ponce

Take your time and go slowly. Double check your answers, you only get one attempt at this quiz.

You do realise that Vampires aren't real...
Unless you Count Dracula.

Why did the blind man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well

Why won’t triangles go on dates with circles?
They’re pointless.

What's a cow rebellion called?
A Mootiny.

I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey.
Then I turned myself around.

Which of Santa's reindeer needs to mind his manners the most ?
Rudeolph.

What did E.T.'s father say to him when he got home?
Where on Earth have you been?

Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii?
Or just a low ha

What does a nosy pepper do?
Gets jalapeño business.

I’ve recently discovered I’m terrified of elevators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.
I was a little afraid of speed bumps too, but I’m slowly getting over them!

Follow the instructions on the slides.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died.
His funeral will be held at 350 for about 20 minutes.

Why don't ants get sick
Because they have little antibodies

Follow the instructions on Slide

We all know that 7 ate 9, but why did 7 eat 9?
His doctor told him to get three square meals a day.

Please submit the pictures you took of your answers for the multiple answer questions on the topic 7 test. If you would like to receive partial credit this will need to be completed by Friday 11/6/2020.

Why do Birds Fly South?
Because they can't walk

What language do ticks speak?
Tick talk.

Why did the dime run for President?
Because he kept hearing that people wanted to vote for change.

Fill out the google slides by answering where there is a highlighted "Answer:" or by filling in the charts provided on the slides.

Attached is the link to a Quizlet. We will use this in class to review for the test. You will also be able to use the Quizlet's flashcards to study for the test.

People are usually shocked...
When they find out I'm not a good electrician

I sometimes wish I had invented the shovel
It was a real groundbreaking invention

What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday. The other days are week days.

What do you call the security in a Samsung Store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.

How does a train eat?
It goes chew,chew

What’s a vampires favorite fruit?
A NECK-tarine!

I got a job crushing cans, and I hate it.
It's soda pressing.

I asked my sheepdog how many sheep we had, he said 40.
"What? We should only have 37!" I replied.
"I know" he said, "I rounded them up".

I tried to sue the airline for misplacing my luggage…
I lost my case.

I was kidnapped by mimes once
They did unspeakable things to me

I named my horse Mayo...
And sometimes Mayo neighs.

Bilbo Baggins suddenly wakes up and hears someone singing “Don’t stop Believing”.
It was an unexpected Journey.

Follow the instructions on the google slides. Fill out the google form at the end of class.

Copy the notes down from the second slide, fill in all of the questions with the instructions on the power point.

I have never owned or used a telescope in my life.
It’s something I’m thinking of looking into.

Why can pirates never finish the alphabet?
Because they always get lost at C.

What did Tennessee?
The same thing that Arkansas

My least favorite color is purple
I hate it more than blue and red combined

What concert costs only 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickleback.

A snake walks into a bar...
Bar tender goes, how’d you do that?

I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure.
Good players are hard to find.

My math teacher called me average...
How mean!

My flat-earther friend finally decided to walk to the edge of the earth to prove it's flat.
He eventually came around.

Whats heavier, a tonne of water or a tonne of butane
Water, because butane is a lighter fluid

I was gutted this afternoon when my wife told me my 5 year old son wasn't actually mine.
She then said I need to pay more attention at school pick up

If you were not in class, create a google doc and answer the 6 questions on the slide show. I will need you to figure out if what the population is in each question, and also if it is a representative sample.

When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.

What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T?
Teapot

A man walks into a bakery with a salmon under his arm and says “do you sell fish cakes?”
The chap behind the counter replies, “No”.
“That’s a pity, it’s his birthday”.

Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars, and Venus Williams all walk into the same bar.
But they didn’t planet.

I went to the beekeeper to get 12 bees. He counted and gave me 13. "Sir, you gave me an extra."
"That's a freebie."

No matter what I do, I just can’t seem to master the entire alphabet.
I don’t know y

Complete the google form before leaving class today

Justice is a dish best served cold
If it were served warm it would be justwater.

To the person who stole my spectacles. I will find you.
I have contacts.

On the google slides, create a problem involving total change like we discussed today in class. Include some sort of visual to go along with your problem. Include the calculations and "answer" to your problem.

Once you have seen the google slides, create your own question involving distance on a number line. Fill out the google docs with this question and it's solution.

Fill out the google form and tell me three things you learned this week about multiplying and dividing numbers

Jack: How’s it going? Beans: Pretty good
Jack and the beans talk

Rate your partners in your groups participation 0-3

Waiter: I see you glass is empty, would you like another one?
Dad: Why would I want two empty glasses?

Mama, is this safe to eat?
No honey... it’s for storing our valuables.

I wanted to name my son Lance, but my wife said it was to uncommon...
... I told her that in medieval days, people were named Lance a lot.

What is blue and not heavy?
Light blue

Fill out the slide with your name on it with a word problem using multiplication of Rational Numbers

I had a book fall on my head today,

I only have my shelf to blame.

I calculated dog:
1 year = 7 dog years

1 year / 7 years = dog

1/7 = dog

What’s a math teacher’s favorite kind of tree? Geometry.

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery? Yep, people are just dying to get in there!

Watch the video and take notes, answer the questions at the end

Complete the assignment

Watch the video and take notes, answer the questions at the end

Mark as done

Watch the video and take notes, complete the questions at the end
(note: since this is the first video we will be going over our notes in class tomorrow, 8/21/2020)

Mark as done

Mark as done

Click mark as done

Click "mark as done" to clear attendance